Because Blakeney broke her camera trying to take a picture of Felicity for the AGPT Dossiers!
I'm serious. I could say it's because of online privacy or something, but it's not. The camera is broken. It broke a really long time ago and Blakeney keeps forgetting about it at payday time.
Once it's fixed (or replaced) we'll show our true selves to the world.
Totally random: Project Runway is on now and that's my favourite show! Gotta go watch!